Schmooie goes to Singapore

So it seems everyone I come across does not know Schmooie. Surprise, surprise. Lately, I've been meeting a lot of nice middle aged Jewish women, and yet none of them know Schmooie. You'd think one of them would have a friend with a son, or a nephew, or a friend who's daughter has a dog walker that is friends with an accountant who knows Schmooie. On the other hand, lately I've also been encountering a lot of nice Asian guys. Reminds me of a good friend in dental school who's Asian. We had to do a project together at an elementary school in the heart of this famous city I'm living in. Nearby, there was an authentic Hong Kong restaurant that he insisted we go to for lunch. After getting confused and nearly walk through the kitchen, we had a nice lunch as he enthusiastically chatted with the staff in Chinese. This was a working lunch, but my mom likes to tell people it was a date. Yesterday, I talked to a very nice boy from Taiwan at the new nearby Chinese restaurant. He raved about visiting Hong Kong and how he hates the cold back East. My best friend and I do have a huge interest in Asian pop and rock music. Maybe it's just my love of all food Chinese, but Schmooie, you don't happen to be Asian do you? This intrigues me now: are there Asian Jews? I'm not talking about Jewish people who are in the Army and stationed in Asia. I'm talking about an actual Asian man. Can you imagine how strange that would be? Picture Yan Kan Cook, only don't picture him doing a bris!