Dear Mormon Guys Going Door to Door,
You were bicycling through the neighborhood the other night looking to spread your message. Good for you. I appreciate your bright cheeriness (though I’m not sure I appreciated being stopped on my walk). You stopped me on my walk asking if I had time to learn more about finding Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I might ask in return if you two gentlemen had time to learn more about finding Schmooie. Hmm...then again, while I appreciate your religion and your kindness toward your fellow man, Schmooie is not Mormon, so maybe I’d be asking the wrong people about finding him. Yeah, if I became Mormon, you could match me to a nice man who could nickname himself “Schmooie,” but, you see, it wouldn’t be the same. No, I’m not being fussy about who Schmooie is or what he should be, I’m just telling it like it is. Now, if you please, it was nice meeting you two, but I’d like to finish my walk.
*(Note: I hope I have not insulted any of my Mormon friends out there. You guys know I'm crazy)
They may be on to something, though. Maybe, while on your walks, you should wear a t-shirt with "Searching for Schmooie" on it.
ReplyDeleteOoo, schmooie t-shirts! Genious idea! Who doesn't love an ironic t-shirt?
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, seriously!! I think you should have told them about finding Schmooie!!
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